Friday, August 15, 2008

Affairs in CLub part 5

This is Detective Ronald reporting on the latest..

Apparently, just before Pala went into labour, he confessed to Gyii that he is not the biological Father. It turned out that Pala was already pregnant before the two of them patched up...
This could only mean one thing..the real Father is JIN HUI!!

Furious, Gyii called off the celebrations and once again, filed divorce. During my interview with him, he commented "someone has to be responsible for the baby, and its not going to be me".

Though Pala had refused interview, a nurse from the gynae department disclosed that she overheard Pala saying that he would change the name of the baby as the previous was came up by the both of them, and since they are no longer together, he feels that it is only appropriate to come up with a new name. According to Lizhe, one of Jin Hui's closer friends, Jin Hui's favourite alphabets are I-N-E and X...hmmm could this be the new name of the baby girl??

Stay tuned

Dective Ronald, signning off..

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Affairs in the club part 4

Breaking news!!

Our popular couple Pala & Gyii have returned from their long, stimulating honeymoon. HOWEVER! They are not alone; for together with them is their second child: a daughter! According to their family doctor, their child is due soon: "Yes. She is due soon. No worries. She is perfectly healthy and pretty. This must be the genes and "hard work" from her parents." The young couple will be naming their daughter "Joanne" with the middle name of "Alex". And, to celebrate this happy news, the couple has invited everyone to their villa for a cocktail party. So, what are you waiting for? Get yourself down there!


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Meanwhile, at Dennis Jr's side, things have gotten out of hand. Joining in the race to win Dennis Jr's heart, are Huizhuang and Ka Sing! Our very Detective Ronald personally interviewed them to find out more. This is what he has found:

Why, Dennis Jr?

Huizhuang: He's got taste in music, plus he's agressive. Definitely someone who can give a feeling of security and assurance.

Ka Sing: So simple. He can eat. I like guys who can eat and have big appetities. So man ... Oh, you recording this? How em-baaras-ssinggg ... ...

How you feel about your rival, Haoyu? There's quite a few people rooting for him. Think you can win against him?

Huizhuang: Of course. I'm confident I can win him. I'll use any method I can to win this. (sinister laugh)

Ka Sing: Eh? Ai yo, you asking for real? Most definitely can! I'll turn on my charm and get Haoyu to be distracted from Dennis Jr and turn his attention to me. Then, at the right moment, break him down and steal Dennis Jr away. Smart, right?

Oh, oh ... tough, tough competition ... How will Haoyu do in this race? Has he got any plans? Is he strong enough to take on this two new rivals? I guess, we'll find out soon enough. For now, start voting for the Most Suited Person For Dennis Jr. Cast your votes now in the tagboard!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Affairs in club part 3

It's been going around lately that Pala and his divorced partner, Gyii has reconciled. There were claims from several of our people that they had seen the duo not once, but a few times together alone, behaving intimately outside of our club, in hopes of staying far away from our eyes. Yet, they could not escape the eyes of the more observant ones. Ladies and gentlemen, it's now been made official: Pala and Gyii have reconciled!

Says an inside source who only wants to be known as JxxHxx, "I knew that only Gyii completes him. Since he's happy, I'll give him my blessings."

The duo was reportedly to have divorced over a heated arguement over the best design for their offspring, Ronald's new room. However, nothing can stop their love for each other. After starting new relationships with others, the duo has come to terms that they cannot be without the other. Thus, disappointing the others and reconciling with each other.

As of right now, they are having their exotic and erotic honeymoon at Hawaii. Now, people let's give them our blessings and hope the best for their reconcilation!

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Nope, it's not the end of the affairs in our club. Another new relationship has started in fact. Through an interview with Marissa, it is discovered that Haoyu has kicked his partner, Lizhe and his baggage out of the house and has set target on Dennis Jr.

Says Marissa, "I can't believe it. I always thought they made a nice couple. And, now that Lizhe's outta picture, Haoyu's in hot pursuit for Dennis Jr. I'm sure he will win Dennis Jr over!! He has what it takes!!"

Will Haoyu be able to win Dennis Jr over? Or will Dennis Jr slap him with a rejection? What do you think? I guess we'll find it out sooner or later ... For now, stay tuned! ^_^

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Club Affairs Part 2 : Picture speaks a thousand words

Upcoming Events*

Hey, people. Please take note of the details on this post. It's regarding some important upcoming events:

26th July 2008, Saturday, 5-7pm: Joint training @ Gek Poh Ville Community Centre

31st July 2008, Thursday, (Usual training time): Junior Belt Grading

6th September 2008, Saturday, (time still to be confirmed): The anticipating Sports Master

25th October 2008, Saturday, 2-6pm: 1st Karate League @ SP

December 2008 (Date, Time, Venue to be confirmed): Outdoor Training

Cheerz!

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Physical Training Sessions on every Tuesday

Hey guys,

From now on, physical training sessions will be held on every tuesday. Though optional, you are strongly encouraged to attend them if you are seeking to improve your physiques (and its free =] ). The details are as followed:

Time : 530pm (every Tuesday)
Duration: 1 to 1.5 hour
Venue: Clubhouse
Attire: Running gear (running shoes, sports pants/shorts, Tee) and TOWEL
Coaches: Jin Hui/Dennis(young one)/Ronald

You are strongly advised to have a LIGHT meal 15 to 30 minutes before the training session. IF YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS (eg asthma, previous injuries, sprains), PLEASE INFORM THE INCHARGE AND BRING ALONG YOUR MEDICATION (if any).

Please do help to spread the word around as well =)

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Affairs in Club

It has been confirmed that tall, dark and stout guys are especially attractive in SPKC. My investigations revealed that 2 of the committee members has fallen for Pala, whom possessed the traits above. I cannot reveal their identities, mainly due to the fact that one is the vp of the club and he'll probably dish out more sai gang for me if he finds out that I've disclosed his secret, while the other is.....
erm lets just say marissa would complain that its unfair that I disclosed her identity and never reveal the identity of the other.

Apparently it all started out as they took the same train back home after trainings and feelings developed when they started "leaning" on Pala when the train gets squeezy (Those taking the same train back with them, please stop them when they start tearing each other apart over Pala).

This maddness has to stopped before disaster befalls. I have to do something...fast. I guess the only way is to make Pala mine and have the 2 of them give up on him. For now, I have to start shopping for a Sari and practise hard for my pole/belly dance....

Detective Ronald

Thursday, June 12, 2008

SP Karate Freshmen Camp 08/09

Finally, the moment you guys are waiting for ... SP Karate Freshmen Camp 08/09 Photos!! We had camp on the last day of school. It started on the Friday Night ...


1st Night: Sitting in a circle for ice-breaking games



Introducing our Camp Chief, Jin Hui



Passing banana chunks ...



Passing ...



Still passing ...



And, they're still passing ...



Ooh ... their mouths are so very close ...



Yummz ...



Playing games ...



Another game ...



More games ...



2nd Day: Making breakfast



Getting some breakfast ...



Joshua on his psp early in the morning



Eating breakfast



Guess who's the one not outta bed yet and still sniffing his shoes while sleeping? ^^



The first game at West Coast: Rag & Bone. Spin Lizhe, spin ... Spin until you get dizzy



Waiting for the right moment to grab the item



More people join in ...



Gonna try to grab ... Need back up!!!



Quick! Grab the ball!



Senpai Chun Hwee has the ball!!! Surround him!!!



Huizhuang and Dennis (Senior) on the ropes watching everyone play games ...



Their view from the ropes ...



First step. Check!



Wrong step! Splash water!



Urgh! Kena splashed!



Everyone taking the chance to make Senpai Chun Hwee totally drenched ...



Nooo!! Why me??



No mercy!!



Qi Jun going all out to make Senpai Chun Hwee wet ...



Qi Jun! What kind of banana dance you doing?



Shake banana shake!



Competing against each other



Next activity: Finding the flags. Some are among the ropes so let's climb!



Jin Hui getting the flag. Wow ... he climbs fast ...



The unglam gazing down at you ...



Still trying to find the flags ...



Fighting to get the last flag ...



Senpai Chun Hwee got the flag! Ronald pushing Jin Hui to get a hold of the flag ... Lol



Jin Hui's last attempt in getting the flag ...



Balancing ... Doesn't this bring back memories?



Dennis (Senior) looks childish playing that ...



Here's Joanne also playing on the spinning thingy ...



Dennis (Jr) doing well balancing on the rope ...



Dennis (Senior) doing shikodachi on the rope ...



Andrew attempts to cross the rope ...



I'm falling!!!



I'm falling too!!!



Stop! Don't spin too fast!!



Finishing ... Just a little bit more ...



We completed!!!



Jin Hui attempting to cross the rope too



Bad hair day ...



We completed too!!!



Yay! We made it to the top!



We made it too!



Me too!



Not forgetting me as well!



2nd Night: Cheese!^^



Group photo...



Found the target and hoisting him up



Mission in motion. Bang!



Cheese! We're the ones responsible ...



Look! They're still continuing!



Is it me or he looks like he's enjoying it?



Ronald's giving some shoulder support too ...



No, no more!!!



Yuxuan and Yan Hsien posing for picture taking ...



Taupok Lizhe!!



Another group photo!!



Chun Hwee popular with the ladies ... eh ...



We are the man!



Dennis (Jr)!! What're you trying to do to Baoqiang?!!



Doing the shikodachi stance ...



A blow kiss for you!



Getting ready for the food game



And, it's decided. We finish the watermelon in this game!



Baoqiang passing to Joanne



Matthew passing to Jin Hui with closed eyes



Dennis (Jr) passing to Angel ...



Baoqiang got Double Q!



Senpai enjoying his massage chair ...



Ahh ... heaven ...



We had Mac for the supper at the last night ... Left it to Joanne to call ...


Well, that's all for photos. Hope the camp was memorable to all those who attend! ><