Friday, August 15, 2008

Affairs in CLub part 5

This is Detective Ronald reporting on the latest..

Apparently, just before Pala went into labour, he confessed to Gyii that he is not the biological Father. It turned out that Pala was already pregnant before the two of them patched up...
This could only mean one thing..the real Father is JIN HUI!!

Furious, Gyii called off the celebrations and once again, filed divorce. During my interview with him, he commented "someone has to be responsible for the baby, and its not going to be me".

Though Pala had refused interview, a nurse from the gynae department disclosed that she overheard Pala saying that he would change the name of the baby as the previous was came up by the both of them, and since they are no longer together, he feels that it is only appropriate to come up with a new name. According to Lizhe, one of Jin Hui's closer friends, Jin Hui's favourite alphabets are I-N-E and X...hmmm could this be the new name of the baby girl??

Stay tuned

Dective Ronald, signning off..

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Affairs in the club part 4

Breaking news!!

Our popular couple Pala & Gyii have returned from their long, stimulating honeymoon. HOWEVER! They are not alone; for together with them is their second child: a daughter! According to their family doctor, their child is due soon: "Yes. She is due soon. No worries. She is perfectly healthy and pretty. This must be the genes and "hard work" from her parents." The young couple will be naming their daughter "Joanne" with the middle name of "Alex". And, to celebrate this happy news, the couple has invited everyone to their villa for a cocktail party. So, what are you waiting for? Get yourself down there!


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Meanwhile, at Dennis Jr's side, things have gotten out of hand. Joining in the race to win Dennis Jr's heart, are Huizhuang and Ka Sing! Our very Detective Ronald personally interviewed them to find out more. This is what he has found:

Why, Dennis Jr?

Huizhuang: He's got taste in music, plus he's agressive. Definitely someone who can give a feeling of security and assurance.

Ka Sing: So simple. He can eat. I like guys who can eat and have big appetities. So man ... Oh, you recording this? How em-baaras-ssinggg ... ...

How you feel about your rival, Haoyu? There's quite a few people rooting for him. Think you can win against him?

Huizhuang: Of course. I'm confident I can win him. I'll use any method I can to win this. (sinister laugh)

Ka Sing: Eh? Ai yo, you asking for real? Most definitely can! I'll turn on my charm and get Haoyu to be distracted from Dennis Jr and turn his attention to me. Then, at the right moment, break him down and steal Dennis Jr away. Smart, right?

Oh, oh ... tough, tough competition ... How will Haoyu do in this race? Has he got any plans? Is he strong enough to take on this two new rivals? I guess, we'll find out soon enough. For now, start voting for the Most Suited Person For Dennis Jr. Cast your votes now in the tagboard!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Affairs in club part 3

It's been going around lately that Pala and his divorced partner, Gyii has reconciled. There were claims from several of our people that they had seen the duo not once, but a few times together alone, behaving intimately outside of our club, in hopes of staying far away from our eyes. Yet, they could not escape the eyes of the more observant ones. Ladies and gentlemen, it's now been made official: Pala and Gyii have reconciled!

Says an inside source who only wants to be known as JxxHxx, "I knew that only Gyii completes him. Since he's happy, I'll give him my blessings."

The duo was reportedly to have divorced over a heated arguement over the best design for their offspring, Ronald's new room. However, nothing can stop their love for each other. After starting new relationships with others, the duo has come to terms that they cannot be without the other. Thus, disappointing the others and reconciling with each other.

As of right now, they are having their exotic and erotic honeymoon at Hawaii. Now, people let's give them our blessings and hope the best for their reconcilation!

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Nope, it's not the end of the affairs in our club. Another new relationship has started in fact. Through an interview with Marissa, it is discovered that Haoyu has kicked his partner, Lizhe and his baggage out of the house and has set target on Dennis Jr.

Says Marissa, "I can't believe it. I always thought they made a nice couple. And, now that Lizhe's outta picture, Haoyu's in hot pursuit for Dennis Jr. I'm sure he will win Dennis Jr over!! He has what it takes!!"

Will Haoyu be able to win Dennis Jr over? Or will Dennis Jr slap him with a rejection? What do you think? I guess we'll find it out sooner or later ... For now, stay tuned! ^_^

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Club Affairs Part 2 : Picture speaks a thousand words

Upcoming Events*

Hey, people. Please take note of the details on this post. It's regarding some important upcoming events:

26th July 2008, Saturday, 5-7pm: Joint training @ Gek Poh Ville Community Centre

31st July 2008, Thursday, (Usual training time): Junior Belt Grading

6th September 2008, Saturday, (time still to be confirmed): The anticipating Sports Master

25th October 2008, Saturday, 2-6pm: 1st Karate League @ SP

December 2008 (Date, Time, Venue to be confirmed): Outdoor Training

Cheerz!

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Physical Training Sessions on every Tuesday

Hey guys,

From now on, physical training sessions will be held on every tuesday. Though optional, you are strongly encouraged to attend them if you are seeking to improve your physiques (and its free =] ). The details are as followed:

Time : 530pm (every Tuesday)
Duration: 1 to 1.5 hour
Venue: Clubhouse
Attire: Running gear (running shoes, sports pants/shorts, Tee) and TOWEL
Coaches: Jin Hui/Dennis(young one)/Ronald

You are strongly advised to have a LIGHT meal 15 to 30 minutes before the training session. IF YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS (eg asthma, previous injuries, sprains), PLEASE INFORM THE INCHARGE AND BRING ALONG YOUR MEDICATION (if any).

Please do help to spread the word around as well =)